Subliminal Candy

October 31, 2008

Cookies!!! The last thing this election has left is Halloween…..And what does every body do for Halloween? Little kids go out and get candy, they come home, eat a bit of it and the parents take the rest of it away so the kids won’t get sick!! Me do anything for cookie!

An idea given to me just by watching James Kotecki, the candy is a wonderful way to get to children…. Subliminal messaging!!!! Just for Halloween on election years!! Everyone knows you can specialize M&Ms and put whatever you want on them and you can buy as much as you want….Me sure if either candidate decides to want to do some last minute campaigning, candy….cookies!!!!!….are the way to go!!!!

Me sure with enough money, a candidate could buy enough candy and buy lots of candy companies to make candy wrappers with them on it and put some kind of message on all the candy and chocolate and cookies to give subliminal messages to the kids….

Then the parents take the candy away and see the wrappers, and though they don’t think anything of it….. The kids will take out the candy often enough, and for the littlest kids, the parents will have to clean up after them and will see the wrappers some more…..Then the subliminal messaging will get to the parents….

Interesting idea, no? C is for Cookie and that’s good enough for me!!!

-Cookie Monster


Palin Consorts with Comedians

October 18, 2008

Sir, reports from the front indicate the Sarah Palin is consorting with the enemy over at Saturday Night Live to appear on the broadcast tomorrow. Our sources indicate that Palin intends to participate and will be doing more than a one liner, but has not yet seen the script.

Intel thinks she might go AWOL much like John McCain did to Letterman.

We’ll keep you posted. Over and out.

Update: Palin did appear on SNL as planned. You can find her performances here and here.

-Green Army Man

And No One Did Anything To Stop Him…

October 15, 2008

I’m certain by now that most of you know of this video that has been circling the Internet. It appalls me to see my brethren treated in such a manner. We stuffed animals should be loved and cherished, not flaunted around like some sideshow amusement to illustrate a hateful message of fear and discontent.

I hope that McCain tries to do more to silence these racist remarks being made at McCain/Palin rallies (or better yet, get your rally goers to do it for you) before they get out of hand and someone calls McCain on it.

Before you know it the right is going to be rolling this as a left conspiracy to hit McCain while he is down. (Good luck with that one)

-Sock Monkey

More Like “Green” Parachutes

September 22, 2008

Latest new from the front has McCain steping on a landmine when questioned about his “golden parachute” theory and Carly Fiorina (you remember the woman who said McCain couldn’t run a corporation).

Some will argue that the media is being unfair targeting McCain like they did with the Palin Interview, but other conservatives see McCain for what he really is: oblivious to what is going on, even on his own staff.

McCain: I don’t know the details of her compensation package. But she’s one of many advisers that I have.

Vieira: But she did get a $45 million dollar golden parachute after being fired while 20,000 of her employees were laid off.

McCain: I have many of the people, but I do not know the details of what happened.

It’s gonna take a big parachute to help McCain recover from this admittance of ignorance. Maybe McCain can borrow Fiorina’s.

-Green Army Man